Hello people of the Internet. My first statement directed towards you is I am sorry. I am sorry for this random collaboration of words you are going to read and if you are mentally sane after reading this I applaud you. I would like to introduce to myself to you. My name is Robert Allen Reed III but I go by Allen. I will also respond to "Avery", "Dingman", "Big Dawg, and "Big Al". I am a avid Creighton Bluejays fan. My favorite player on the team is Avery Dingman. I call him Aves for short. Aves is my boy, my homie, mi amigo. If you bag on Avery Dingman than you are also bagging on me. The reason why I say this is because most people who follow the Creighton Men's basketball team are not huge fans of Avery. I have heard from many Creighton fans that Avery is a so called "waste of a scholarship". I beg to strongly disagree with these people because they don't know the real Avery like I do. The people who hate Avery and say he is useless for the Creighton basketball program are merely jealous of Avery's swag and dashing good looks. He is a Disision-I athlete and you are not so do not hate on Avery. But I do not just enjoy Creighton basketball, I am a very sophisticated person with many intriguing hobbies. The first of my hobbies I would like to share with you is my deep burning pasion for literature. I love reading fine pieces of literature in my freetime when I am not doing other recreational activities, such as painting. I don't know how to put this but I'm kinda a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I am quite possibly the most intresting person in the world. If you would like to learn more about my sophisticated lifestyle follow me. It will be the best decision you have ever made.
It's been real, it's been fun, it's been real fun.
-Big Al
P.S. I am the Mario Kart Champion and John Richter has never beat me.
Very creative post, Avery. Hopefully, many great posts will follow, so that you can become "blog famous."
ReplyDeleteI didn't know you were an avid painter, Alan! I hope that your future blogs will keep us updated on your artistic side and all of the other cool things in your life!
ReplyDeleteCan you please tell me a little bit more about your burning passion for literature? I am also an avid reader and would love to hear some of your favorite novels! I also had no idea that you owned an apartment and that it smells of rich mahogany! It really is great to learn so much about a person just through their blog. Great Blog!
ReplyDeleteAllen this is a really cool blog entry! I didn't know that you enjoyed literature so much and you're the first person I know that has a mahogany-smelling apartment. I also like that you are a big fan of someone most are not, prove the haters wrong Allen!
ReplyDeleteGreat Blog post and I am interested to see some of your paintings in your future posts. I would be fascinated to see the work of a scholastic like yourself. Keep up the great posts!
ReplyDeleteIm excited to see your opinions on Creighton as the post-season heats up. Long Live Doug McDermott.
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