Hello people of the Internet. My first statement directed towards you is I am sorry. I am sorry for this random collaboration of words you are going to read and if you are mentally sane after reading this I applaud you. I would like to introduce to myself to you. My name is Robert Allen Reed III but I go by Allen. I will also respond to "Avery", "Dingman", "Big Dawg, and "Big Al". I am a avid Creighton Bluejays fan. My favorite player on the team is Avery Dingman. I call him Aves for short. Aves is my boy, my homie, mi amigo. If you bag on Avery Dingman than you are also bagging on me. The reason why I say this is because most people who follow the Creighton Men's basketball team are not huge fans of Avery. I have heard from many Creighton fans that Avery is a so called "waste of a scholarship". I beg to strongly disagree with these people because they don't know the real Avery like I do. The people who hate Avery and say he is useless for the Creighton basketball program are merely jealous of Avery's swag and dashing good looks. He is a Disision-I athlete and you are not so do not hate on Avery. But I do not just enjoy Creighton basketball, I am a very sophisticated person with many intriguing hobbies. The first of my hobbies I would like to share with you is my deep burning pasion for literature. I love reading fine pieces of literature in my freetime when I am not doing other recreational activities, such as painting. I don't know how to put this but I'm kinda a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I am quite possibly the most intresting person in the world. If you would like to learn more about my sophisticated lifestyle follow me. It will be the best decision you have ever made.
It's been real, it's been fun, it's been real fun.
-Big Al
P.S. I am the Mario Kart Champion and John Richter has never beat me.
